so yeah..... what's goin' on with you? *may or may not contain nsfw
Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve
i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”
two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out
did you say yes
DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES
just makes the story better
there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I guess it’s time to address the elephant in the room
when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music
alright, put the money in the bag….
PUT IT IN
umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir
ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY
My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet