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so yeah..... what's goin' on with you? *may or may not contain nsfw

Jul 30
kaching:

If you’re going to ride a Segway, ride it like this

kaching:

If you’re going to ride a Segway, ride it like this

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swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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(via sharpayevons)


diedforourcynthias:

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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just makes the story better

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tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

midnightrainbow:

your-royal-tigress-of-leo-iii:

sizvideos:

Watch the video 

Follow our Tumblr

I will judge you if you don’t this on your blog.

omg what is life. This dog (and baby!) are too precious.

I AM SORRY SMALL HUMAN

I DID WRONG ;_;

I WILL BE GOOD DOG NOW

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wartortles:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

I guess it’s time to address the elephant in the room

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lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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sharpayevons:

who is she 


joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

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omgbuglen:

Rotating 3D Nebula

omgbuglen:

Rotating 3D Nebula

(via al-grave)


smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

(via fullblownpanic)


snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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(via hi)


zigpitz:

untitled by nathmart on Flickr.

zigpitz:

untitled by nathmart on Flickr.

(via inatt)


scaryassdragons:

shut up cat you’re on the fucking e list you can’t talk to me

scaryassdragons:

shut up cat you’re on the fucking e list you can’t talk to me

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pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

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or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio

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